{"product_id":"100-funny-mexican-jokes-the-best-funniest-dirty-short-and-long-mexican-jokes-book-paperback","title":"100% Funny Mexican Jokes: The Best, Funniest, Dirty, Short and Long Mexican Jokes Book - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eR. Cristi\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome random Mexican jokes from the book: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: \"Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules  Any comments?\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis lovely new bride said, \"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*** \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe German sticks his hand out and says \"We are in Germany.\" The others ask, \"How do you know,\" the German says, \"Because it's so cold.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen the Australian sticks his hand out and says \"We are in Australia,\" the others ask \"How do you know,\" he replies \"Because it's so warm.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says \" We are in Mexico,\" the others ask \"How do you know,\" he says \" Because my watch is gone\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*** \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 82\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 7.9 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 10, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51757341704480,"sku":"9780986600401","price":17.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/5b3e98414f505e1abfb2ff33c234db32.webp?v=1780099945","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/100-funny-mexican-jokes-the-best-funniest-dirty-short-and-long-mexican-jokes-book-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}