A Wank Across Britain: An American's Guide to Visiting the UK - Paperback

by Mark Pitt (Author)

The UK is full of wondrous oddities, idiosyncrasies, and huge polysyllabic people. Some of the oddest things about the USA are even odder in the UK; the world's oldest republic. Learn how to wank across the country, learn "British Speak" and travel by driving a small car or taking public transport with the ease of a Brit. From dining to the British class system, British culture and English homes and dinner parties, this is the guide to everything British. "Mark Pitt is to British Tourism what the Germans were to holiday camps, 1939-1945." Bob Weinstein, NY "As a 'Murican, there were some big words, but I have a firearms license." Hank Wendle, Alabama. "I am going to sue the shit out of this guy." Barbara Winters, Boulder, Colorado "Toilet paper to an unwiped arse." Brad Nickle, Raleigh, NC If you are easily offended, do not read this book. If you are normally offended, then do not read this book. If you are not easily offended, this is not the book for you either.