{"product_id":"adjustment-day-hardcover","title":"Adjustment Day - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChuck Palahniuk\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople pass the word only to those they trust most: Adjustment Day is coming. They've been reading a mysterious book and memorizing its directives. They are ready for the reckoning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eAdjustment Day\u003c\/em\u003e, the author's first novel in four years, is an ingeniously comic work in which Chuck Palahniuk does what he does best: skewer the absurdities in our society. Smug, geriatric politicians bring the nation to the brink of a third world war in an effort to control the burgeoning population of young males; working-class men dream of burying the elites; and professors propound theories that offer students only the bleakest future.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInto this dyspeptic time a blue-black book is launched carrying such wisdom as: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eImagine there's no God. There is no Heaven or Hell. There is only your son and his son and his son and the world you leave for them.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eThe weak want you to forgo your destiny just as they've shirked theirs.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eA smile is your best bulletproof vest.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Adjustment Day arrives, it fearlessly makes real the logical conclusion of every separatist fantasy, alternative fact, and conspiracy theory lurking in the American psyche.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 336\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.3 x 9.3 x 6.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 01, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51765405188384,"sku":"9780393652598","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/19be82a6b3b0cebba8f2739ceda5903b.webp?v=1780268581","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/adjustment-day-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}