{"product_id":"all-cats-are-introverts-hardcover","title":"All Cats Are Introverts - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eFrancesco Marciuliano\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This\u003c\/i\u003e, Francesco Marciuliano presents this humorous and all too relatable book written from the perspective of some pensive, sometimes intense, but nonetheless insightful pets.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHave you ever been labeled as \"antisocial,\" \"shy,\" or \"lost in your own thoughts\" because you don't realize someone's been calling your name 148 times? The cats understand. \u003ci\u003eAll Cats Are Introverts\u003c\/i\u003e is a collection of self-reflective poetry from cats that clearly shows them to be the insightful, often alert, crowd-averse, personally engaging, probably napping-as-we-speak introverts of the animal kingdom. Enjoy this completely relatable and hilarious book, and perhaps you will soon see the cat--and even yourself--in a whole new light.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrancesco Marciuliano is the author of the #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling book \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats\u003c\/i\u003e as well as the bestselling titles \u003ci\u003eI Could Chew on This\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eI Knead My Mommy\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eYou Need More Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This, Too\u003c\/i\u003e. He writes the internationally-syndicated daily comic strips Sally Forth and Judge Parker in addition to his webcomic Medium Large. He was also the Head Writer for the twice Emmy Award-winning children's show SeeMore's Playhouse and has written for the Onion News Network, Smosh, and McSweeney's as well penned\/typed\/scrawled the play This Isn't Working for the New York International Fringe Festival. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrancesco has appeared in\/on Huffington Post, All Things Considered, Sirius XM, Buzzfeed, \u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eWashington Post\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eLos Angeles Times\u003c\/i\u003e, Mental Floss, and The A.V. Club. On some of these he has expressed his concern that he will not be able to acquire a jetpack before age 100, at which point he will only be able fly it into a wall or unyielding duck. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrancesco Marciuliano is available for viewing Monday-Saturday, 9AM to 5PM (closed on Sundays and holidays). Please inquire about group-rate discounts as well as the audio tour guide inside his head. He lives in New York City with his two cats Kiki and Leelo and eventually a dog, tea cup pig, and pygmy goat, unless the co-op board says otherwise or checks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 6.1 x 4.7 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 15, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51757400129824,"sku":"9781449495633","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/f79b7cc05f8b80cd12ac933495ea8c9d.webp?v=1780101494","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/all-cats-are-introverts-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}