{"product_id":"almost-everybody-farts-board-book","title":"Almost Everybody Farts - Board Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMarty Kelley\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.\" --\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e (Starred review)\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGrandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN'T fart? \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e With sly humor, this fun board book looks at a subject that's sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, \u003ci\u003eAlmost Everybody Farts \u003c\/i\u003ecomically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she's fart-free: MOM  \u003ci\u003eBut is she? \u003c\/i\u003eKids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWriter and illustrator Marty Kelley lives in NH. His picture book, \u003ci\u003eTwelve Terrible Things \u003c\/i\u003e(Tricycle Press), received a starred review in \u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e. Author Christopher Moore (\u003ci\u003eLamb: The Gospel According to Biff\u003c\/i\u003e) called it, \"An inspired work of dark humor.\" Marty is a popular speaker who visits between over 150 schools a year throughout New England and beyond. To learn more about Marty, visit martykelley.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 6.9 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 05, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51772224536864,"sku":"9781454934301","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/430b104f7ab575f5629fb2e6513b5cf1.webp?v=1780401518","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/almost-everybody-farts-board-book","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}