{"product_id":"babys-first-tattoo-a-memory-book-for-modern-parents-hardcover","title":"Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJim Mullen\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe alternative scrapbook that documents a baby's\u003ci\u003e truly\u003c\/i\u003e important memories.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMillions of people think children are the cutest, cuddliest, most wonderful, saintly creatures in the entire world. These people do not have children. They have nice things. They collect fragile pottery. They have candlelit dinners in fancy restaurants. They go to the movies. They have white carpets. People with small children haven't been to a restaurant without plastic silverware in years. The last movie they saw in a theater is now on American Movie Classics. Their house looks like it was decorated by Pee-Wee Herman. \u003ci\u003eBaby's First Tattoo\u003c\/i\u003e is for them. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFor years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life--Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those \"alternative\" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered--Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBarry Blitt's illustrations have appeared on more than eighty \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker \u003c\/i\u003ecovers and have also graced the pages of \u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e. He is the illustrator of \u003ci\u003eOnce Upon a Time, the End (Asleep in 60 Seconds) \u003c\/i\u003eby Geoffrey Koske and \u003ci\u003eThe Adventures of Mark Twain by Huckleberry Finn \u003c\/i\u003eby Robert Burleigh, as well as other picture books. He lives in Roxbury, Connecticut.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.49 x 7.68 x 6.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 03, 2002\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51757187760416,"sku":"9780743224451","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/255aa20b20ce8ce87eca1e2950e8e37e.webp?v=1780096071","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/babys-first-tattoo-a-memory-book-for-modern-parents-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}