{"product_id":"be-funny-or-die-the-1-night-stand-quickie-guide-that-will-make-you-ridiculously-funny-even-if-youre-not-like-your-life-depends-on-it-or-die-paperback","title":"Be Funny or Die: The 1-Night Stand Quickie Guide That Will Make You Ridiculously Funny, Even If You're Not, Like Your Life Depends on It...or Die! - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGabriel Angelo\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTO: The one reading this now wanting to be FUNNY, who is NOT, or is \u003ci\u003ealready\u003c\/i\u003e, but wants to be MORE funny...\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHowdy! Hey you! Yeah...\u003cb\u003eYOU!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhy are you even here reading this wanting to be funny? \u003ci\u003eAh, let me guess...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cli\u003eIs it to impress the hot ladies or cute guys, hoping to get into her panties or his tidy-whities?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eIs it to get along with your boss, colleagues, families, or whoever the heck is in your life?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eIs it to make people like you and have more friends because you have nada?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eIs it to advance your professional life to have all the fancy cars, big house, and shoes \u003ci\u003e(ladies)\u003c\/i\u003e?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eIs it to have a freaking awesome social life to be Mr. or Ms. Congeniality?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow listen up for I got a funny bone to pick with you. Let me let you in on a little secret. Being funny is not a talent you are born with, \u003ci\u003ein fact\u003c\/i\u003e, anybody can be mad funny, even if they're not \u003ci\u003e(especially if they're not)\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou know deep down, you know that already or else, why would you be interested in \"learning\" how to be funny. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eStill don't believe you can be damn funny? \u003ci\u003eFine, you left me no choice...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLet's put it this way, what if somebody were to put a pistol to your head and said, \u003ci\u003e\"Be funny, or die!\"\u003c\/i\u003e You would force yourself to be ridiculously damn funny like you never thought possible! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThat's what \"\u003ci\u003eBe FUNNY or DIE\u003c\/i\u003e\" will do, make you ridiculously damn funny. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eJust have a look at how funny you can be: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to spice up any of your interaction with \"funny recipes\" to be a comical conversationalist (talking \u003ci\u003emuy caliente\u003c\/i\u003e) to get people laughing their tails off?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to be master of the witty one-liners, that you can pull out of thin air and have people impress by such talented creative-wit of yours (\u003ci\u003ehaha good one\u003c\/i\u003e)?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to be spontaneous always have the right things to say to generate a laugh, or get out of troublesome sticky situations (\u003ci\u003e\"uh-oh, oh-no\"\u003c\/i\u003e but fear not)?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to create and tell your funny jokes the right way, so you always over deliver the goods and won't fall flat on your tooshie (\u003ci\u003eouch! that's gonna gotta hurt\u003c\/i\u003e)?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to craft and come up with your own hilarious stories to tell whenever and wherever you want, to get people falling for you (\u003ci\u003emarry me please!\u003c\/i\u003e)?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to actually be funny rather than just saying something funny, and the different comical character archetypes that you can emulate to be funny (\u003ci\u003elaughing with you, not at you\u003c\/i\u003e)?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to incorporate humor into your everyday life, and have a lifestyle always comprising of humor and good laughters (\u003ci\u003eyou're so funny\u003c\/i\u003e)?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e...and that's only just a tip on the bird's nest.\u003c\/b\u003e There's many more goodies in stored for you on the other side. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWell? What you waiting for? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDo you want to be funny or not? Don't make me force you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eBe funny, or die!\u003c\/i\u003e The choice is yours.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs founder of SN \u0026amp; NS Publications, the publisher of multiple works within the realm social dynamics, dating advice, and personal relationships, Gabriel is an author, social scientist coach and expert focusing on breaking down the intricacies of interpersonal interactions and human behaviors with others. Look for our other works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 144\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.31 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 19, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51804853338400,"sku":"9781500876999","price":17.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/b7885a100b16b397f05daa1811cdc917.webp?v=1780903776","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/be-funny-or-die-the-1-night-stand-quickie-guide-that-will-make-you-ridiculously-funny-even-if-youre-not-like-your-life-depends-on-it-or-die-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}