{"product_id":"beet-this-an-unofficial-schrute-farms-cookbook-hardcover","title":"Beet This: An Unofficial Schrute Farms Cookbook - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTyanni Niles\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eSam Kaplan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eKeith Riegert\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSettle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed \u0026amp; Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that \u003ci\u003eMental Floss \u003c\/i\u003ecalls, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"the perfect treat for any mega fans of \u003ci\u003eThe Office\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e**2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor**\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003e Ask Yourself, \"What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?\" \u003c\/b\u003eThe answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With \u003ci\u003eBeet This, \u003c\/i\u003eyou can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight's \u003ci\u003eperfectenschlag\u003c\/i\u003e stamp of approval, including: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cul\u003e Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) Beet and Cabbage Salad Beet Fries Russian Beet Soup Whole Roasted Beets Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake For a B\u0026amp;B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka and so much more. . . \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003eSharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eTyanni Niles began her writing career at a young age when she would fill pages of a composition notebook with stories. She published a single copy of her first book, \u003ci\u003eCindy's Report\u003c\/i\u003e, in elementary school (it now sits on a shelf in her home). She enjoys writing short stories and flash fiction. In her spare time, she likes to make friendship bracelets and other crafts. Tyanni is a huge fan of \u003ci\u003eThe Office\u003c\/i\u003e. If she could relate to any character from the show, it would most likely be Pam Beesly, although writing and crafting give off Toby and Phyllis vibes. She lives in Brooklyn, New York. You can find some of her writing pieces on Instagram @tyanniajeewrites and on her website at www.tyanniajee.com. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSamuel \"Fact\" Kaplan\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003eis an author, psychologist, and humorist based out of Oakland, California. As a psychologist, he works with families and kids with disabilities, using humor, art, music, and games to create connections and help kids heal from complex traumas. He is the coauthor of the books \u003ci\u003eGoodnight Dorm Room, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year, \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e The MANual. \u003c\/i\u003eSamuel is very fast. His speed is comparable to that of a shark crossed with a baby tuna that is also being chased by the aforementioned shark. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs a writing team, authors Keith Riegert and Samuel Kaplan have explored a wide swath of the human experience, from airships and testosterone to nun-chucks, root vegetables, and life-and-death survival. Keith lives in New York City. Samuel lives in California.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 144\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 7.1 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 27, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51768349950240,"sku":"9781646041886","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/81ef8372c7a3edbfa59cb457c8b64cbc.webp?v=1780327593","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/beet-this-an-unofficial-schrute-farms-cookbook-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}