{"product_id":"bored-of-the-rings-a-parody-paperback","title":"Bored of the Rings: A Parody - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eThe Harvard Lampoon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFirst published in 1969, the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestseller \u003ci\u003eBored of the Rings\u003c\/i\u003e is back--and just in time for the major motion picture release of \u003ci\u003eThe Hobbit\u003c\/i\u003e. This classic parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's fictional universe is a timeless comedic masterpiece.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe classic parody of \u003ci\u003eThe Lord of the Rings\u003c\/i\u003e is back! With a brand-new \"boreword\" by Henry Beard. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf broken or busted, it cannot be remade\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfits--including inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Spam Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirt--to carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCan they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dread ballhog? Can the fellowship overcome the narcs and Nozdruls hounding their every move and save Lower Middle Earth once and for all? Yes, of course--this isn't \u003ci\u003eHamlet, \u003c\/i\u003eyou know.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eHarvard Lampoon\u003c\/b\u003e debuted in February 1876 and is the world's longest continually published humor magazine. The Harvard Lampoon is also the author of \u003ci\u003eNightlight\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Hunger Pains\u003c\/i\u003e. Visit HarvardLampoon.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 192\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.2 x 5.7 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 30, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51760740532512,"sku":"9781451672664","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/ccd291ac9d197d5f0e288bfe9f0410e0.webp?v=1780188580","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/bored-of-the-rings-a-parody-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}