{"product_id":"cash-out-paperback","title":"Cash Out - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGreg Bardsley\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"\u003cem\u003eCash Out\u003c\/em\u003e is one of those novels that begs for more adjectives: relentless, madcap, polished, lean, vivid, warped, original, horrifying and hilarious in equal measure.\" \u003cbr\u003e--Marcus Sakey, author of \u003cem\u003eThe Two Deaths of Daniel Hayes\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Amateur\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine a story by Ben Mezrich (\u003cem\u003eThe Accidental Billionaires\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003e21\u003c\/em\u003e) of staggering financial improprieties infused with Tim Dorsey's (\u003cem\u003eHurricane Punch\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eGator A-Go-Go\u003c\/em\u003e) zany, over-the-top pure insanity, and you might have something somewhat resembling \u003cem\u003eCash Out\u003c\/em\u003e, the rollicking debut novel by Greg Bardsley. This is nonstop, mercilessly hilarious, no-holds-barred fiction for fans of \u003cem\u003eThe Hangover\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eOffice Space\u003c\/em\u003e--an outrageous tall tale that follows one desperate, disgruntled Silicon Valley exec through a his surreal three-day scramble to cash out his stock options and leave behind his hated high-tech job before outrageous villains (and even crazier friends) completely destroy him. Do you like the wildly satirical work of Tom Perrotta, Sam Lipsyte, and Gary Shteyngart? Do the ingenious comic caper novels of Elmore Leonard leave you breathless and exhilarated? Then get ready to \u003cem\u003eCash Out\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's 2008. In three days, family man and Silicon Valley speechwriter Dan Jordan will see his start-up stock vest. He'll cash out with $1.1 million, turn in his frenetic Valley life in for a slower one on the beach with his wife and two children, and finally live the life he's supposed to live. Or so he thinks. Before he can collect his cash and get outta Dodge, all hell breaks loose. Dan is kidnapped by a gang of tiny IT nerds who threaten to get him fired before the options can vest, stalked by a potentially murderous corporate security muscle man, and confronted with the possible disintegration of his marriage, all while his sociopath neighbor, Crazy Larry, threatens to ruin everything. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSide-splittingly funny and full of larger-than-life characters, \u003cem\u003eCash Out\u003c\/em\u003e is like \u003cem\u003eOffice Space\u003c\/em\u003e as reimagined by the creators of \u003cem\u003eThe Hangover\u003c\/em\u003e--a sly caper gone outrageously, unforgettably awry.\u003c\/p\u003e--San Jose Mercury News\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's 2008. In three days, family man and Silicon Valley speechwriter Dan Jordan will see his start-up stock vest. He'll cash out with $1.1 million, turn in his frenetic Valley life in for a slower one on the beach with his wife and two children, and finally live the life he's supposed to live. Or so he thinks. Before he can collect his cash and get outta Dodge, all hell breaks loose. Dan is kidnapped by a gang of tiny IT nerds who threaten to get him fired before the options can vest, stalked by a potentially murderous corporate security muscle man, and confronted with the possible disintegration of his marriage, all while his sociopath neighbor, Crazy Larry, threatens to ruin everything. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSide-splittingly funny and full of larger-than-life characters, \u003cem\u003eCash Out\u003c\/em\u003e is like \u003cem\u003eOffice Space\u003c\/em\u003e as reimagined by the creators of \u003cem\u003eThe Hangover\u003c\/em\u003e--a sly caper gone outrageously, unforgettably awry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 374\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.91 x 8.01 x 5.39 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 29, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51755014684960,"sku":"9780062127716","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/2e352f385eba931ed51ac22ca2a8cf65.webp?v=1780048364","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/cash-out-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}