{"product_id":"cats-dont-fart-hardcover","title":"Cats Don't Fart - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eColleen Frank\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eRaymund James Dakay\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCats Don't Fart\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRight In Your Face\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDogs Will Fart\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll Over The Place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis story is a tribute to my beautiful, kind, and very polite Gray Tabby: Stanley \"Cup\" Frank. He had a tummyache and nothing was making him feel better. I looked at him and thought, \u003cem\u003eIf only you could fart, that might help\u003c\/em\u003e. Then I thought of our hilarious English Springer Spaniel Dog Child, Casey Goofy Hector Protector Gugenheimer Frank, who was the King of Farts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe would sprawl across our coffee table in a crowded room and let out farts like sonic booms. On a scale of 1 to 10, he scored a billion. Everyone would run out of the room covering their noses and gasping for air.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are differences between cats and dogs and we love them all. Just another example: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCats will circle their food\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd give you THAT LOOK\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf they don't like it\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDogs will sniff anything\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the ground\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd bite it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 11, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51749907398944,"sku":"9780228886358","price":27.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/18d0e063458f78f5f9abd9e2ca6bcaa2.webp?v=1779940401","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/cats-dont-fart-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}