{"product_id":"chelsea-chelsea-bang-bang-paperback","title":"Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChelsea Handler\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn these personal essays, the hilarious comedian and \u003ci\u003eChelsea Lately\u003c\/i\u003e host reflects on family, love life, and the absurdities of adulthood with \"cheeky candor\" and signature wit (\u003ci\u003ePhiladelphia Inquirer\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLife doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eAre You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea\u003c\/i\u003e delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. \u003cbr\u003eFamily moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, \u003ci\u003eChelsea Chelsea Bang Bang\u003c\/i\u003e is good good good good! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eChelsea Handler on . . .\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBeing unpopular: \u003c\/b\u003e\"My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy.\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLiving with her boyfriend: \u003c\/b\u003e\"He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAppreciating her brother: \u003c\/b\u003e\"He's a certified public accountant, and \u003ci\u003eI\u003c\/i\u003e have a real life.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eArm-wrestling a maid of honor: \u003c\/b\u003e\"It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBorn in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother, \u003cb\u003eChelsea Handler\u003c\/b\u003e is the youngest of six children. She is the star and host of E!'s \u003ci\u003eChelsea Lately\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e www.eonline.com\/chelsealately \u003cbr\u003e www.myspace.com\/chelseahandler\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.69 x 8.21 x 5.56 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 13, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51762068586784,"sku":"9780446552431","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/7bc62ad0a6934de5dd5814b9ed4f208c.webp?v=1780216317","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/chelsea-chelsea-bang-bang-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}