{"product_id":"chicken-poop-for-the-soul-stories-to-harden-the-heart-and-dampen-the-spirit-original-paperback","title":"Chicken Poop for the Soul: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit (Original) - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid Fisher\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eGeraldine Bednash\u003c\/b\u003e (Joint Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs \"Chicken SOup\" Too Sweet for Your Soul? When you take the road less traveled, do you get lost? When bad things happen to other people, do you feel good? Do self-help books make you feel selfish and helpless? Congratulations, you're one of us. Welcome to the farthest side of reality -- and the first collection of stories sure to harden your heart and dampen your spirit. Chicken Poop for the Soul Here is the story of \"Step-Mother Teresa\" who turned an orphanage in Calcutta into a sweatshop...and \"The True Meaning of Love,\" romance as seen from a stalker's point of view. Explore the positive side of feeling bad in \"The Joys of Depression.\" Learn the code of the urban teacher who vows \"I will never respond to a student's demands, no matter how outrageous, with the phase 'Over my dead body.'\" Read the multimillion-dollar government study that discovered that the primary cause of anxiety in America is government studies. And, finally, learn the true secret of happiness. Ruthlessly hilarious, this is the world's first \"sinspirational\" book, a guide absolutley guaranteed never to be a selection of Oprah's Book Club.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen you take the road less traveled, do you get lost? When bad things happen to other people, do you feel good? Do self-help books make you feel selfish and helpless? Congratulations, you're one of us. Here is the story of \"Step-Mother Teresa\", who turned an orphanage in Calcutta into a sweatshop...and \"The True Meaning of Love\", romance as seen from a stalker's point of view. Explore the positive side of feeling bad in \"The Joys of Depression\". Learn the code of the urban teacher who vows \"I will never respond to a student's demands, no matter how outrageous, with the phrase 'Over my dead body.'\" Read the multimillion-dollar government study that discovered that the primary cause of anxiety in America is government studies. And, finally, learn the true secret of happiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDavid Fisher has dedicated his life to eliminating hypocrisy at a profit. He is a man of intrigue and mystery. He is the author of the prize winning novella \u003ci\u003eConversations with my Cat, Hard Evidence: Inside th FBI's Sci-Crime Lab, \/I\u0026gt; as well as the best-sellers \u003ci\u003eGracie\u003c\/i\u003e with George Burns, \u003ci\u003eThe Empire Strikes Back\u003c\/i\u003e with Ron Luciano, and the reference book \u003ci\u003eWhat's What\u003c\/i\u003e he lives in New York City with his fantasies.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.44 x 8.46 x 5.52 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 12, 2002\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51761737564448,"sku":"9780671014421","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/94154aea47685e443165509a51582e32.webp?v=1780211728","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/chicken-poop-for-the-soul-stories-to-harden-the-heart-and-dampen-the-spirit-original-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}