{"product_id":"choose-your-own-disaster-paperback","title":"Choose Your Own Disaster - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDana Schwartz\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAhilarious and heartbreaking (Jo Piazza) and unflinchingly honest memoir about one young woman's terrible and life-changing decisions while hoping--and sometimes failing--to find herself, in the style of \u003ci\u003eNever Have I Ever\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eAdulting\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Join Dana Schwartz on a journey revisiting all of the awful choices she made in her early twenties through the internet's favorite method of self-knowledge: the quiz. Part-memoir, part-VERY long personality test, \u003ci\u003eChoose Your Own Disaster\u003c\/i\u003e is a manifesto about the millennial experience and modern feminism and how the easy advice of you can be anything you want! is actually pretty fucking difficult when there are so many possible versions of yourself it seems like you could be. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Dana has no idea who she is, but at least she knows she's a Carrie, a Ravenclaw, a Raphael, a Belle, a former emo kid, a Twitter addict, and a millennial just trying her best. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This long-form personality quiz manages to combine humor with unflinching honesty as one young woman tries to find herself amid the many, many choices that your twenties have to offer.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDana Schwartz\u003c\/b\u003e is an arts and culture writer based in Los Angeles with writing for the \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e, the \u003ci\u003eGuardian\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eNew York Observer, Marie Claire, Glamour\u003c\/i\u003e, Mic, \u003ci\u003eGQ\u003c\/i\u003e, VICE, and more. She is currently a staff writer for Entertainment Weekly. She created a parody Twitter account called @GuyInYourMFA based on the people she's encountered in fiction workshops, and another one called @DystopianYA about the tropes in all of the young adult fiction books she's read. Her own (non-dystopian) YA book, \u003ci\u003eAnd We're Off\u003c\/i\u003e, was published May 2017 by Penguin\/Razorbil.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 7.9 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 19, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51757412876576,"sku":"9781478970392","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/95d2e7f747a3d128b2015a9cb9b7be6d.webp?v=1780101902","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/choose-your-own-disaster-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}