{"product_id":"christmas-in-a-jugular-vein-paperback","title":"Christmas in a Jugular Vein - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid Benjamin\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthor David Benjamin, who's always been fascinated by Christmas, has been writing slightly offbeat yuletide tales since he was sixteen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eChristmas in a Jugular Vein\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ecompiles 38 of Benjamin's wildly variant and slightly transgressive holiday tales and poems. Among the contents of this sometimes startling, often humorous and occasionally poignant anthology: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Eight dramas set in Bethlehem on or around 25 December 0000 AD, with all the familiar players and a few surprises.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- An email from the Parkers, who've been imprisoned through Christmas in their \"smart home\" by an electronic system called THING.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Parodies and take-offs after the style of Dickens (of course), Clement Moore, Lewis Carroll (\"Santawocky\") and Robert Service.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The further adventures of Murray Lefkowitz, the drunk Santa kicked out of the Macy's Thanksgiving parade by Maureen O'Hara in \u003ci\u003eMiracle on 34th Street\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Scrooge's fourth ghost and the fourth King of the Orient.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The holiday depredations of George the cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- And hey, what's Christmas without a zombie or two--or lots of 'em?\u003c\/p\u003e--David Benjamin\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 218\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.61 x 8 x 5.08 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 10, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51755213029664,"sku":"9798991716901","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/cbf8137ac168c257641e670f1b8a6794.webp?v=1780053221","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/christmas-in-a-jugular-vein-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}