{"product_id":"claw-the-system-poems-from-the-cat-uprising-hardcover","title":"Claw the System: Poems from the Cat Uprising - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eFrancesco Marciuliano\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the \u003cb\u003e#1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author \u003c\/b\u003eof \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This\u003c\/i\u003e, Francesco Marciuliano, comes a lesson from cats in resistance. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, \"No.\" They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as \"Redefine Terms,\" \"Accepted,\" \"Decide,\" \"A New Dawn,\" and \"Just What Do You Think You're Doing?\" Show support for your feline friends and try to understand why they're so spitting mad.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrancesco Marciuliano is the author of the #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling book \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats\u003c\/i\u003e as well as the bestselling titles \u003ci\u003eI Could Chew on This\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eI Knead My Mommy\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eYou Need More Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This, Too\u003c\/i\u003e. He writes the internationally-syndicated daily comic strips Sally Forth and Judge Parker in addition to his webcomic Medium Large. He was also the Head Writer for the twice Emmy Award-winning children's show SeeMore's Playhouse and has written for the Onion News Network, Smosh, and McSweeney's as well penned\/typed\/scrawled the play This Isn't Working for the New York International Fringe Festival. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrancesco has appeared in\/on Huffington Post, All Things Considered, Sirius XM, Buzzfeed, \u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eWashington Post\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eLos Angeles Times\u003c\/i\u003e, Mental Floss, and The A.V. Club. On some of these he has expressed his concern that he will not be able to acquire a jetpack before age 100, at which point he will only be able fly it into a wall or unyielding duck. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrancesco Marciuliano is available for viewing Monday-Saturday, 9AM to 5PM (closed on Sundays and holidays). Please inquire about group-rate discounts as well as the audio tour guide inside his head. He lives in New York City with his two cats Kiki and Leelo and eventually a dog, tea cup pig, and pygmy goat, unless the co-op board says otherwise or checks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 6.3 x 4.9 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 16, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51757399310624,"sku":"9781449495626","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/bb4f92aea57892b25ccd47f5350d39d3.webp?v=1780101470","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/claw-the-system-poems-from-the-cat-uprising-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}