{"product_id":"diddly-squat-a-year-on-the-farm-paperback","title":"Diddly Squat: A Year on the Farm - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeremy Clarkson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the farm we're all obsessed with\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE NO. 1 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eSUNDAY TIMES\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eBESTSELLER\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e________ \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to Clarkson's farm.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAn idyllic spot offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows and natural springs, it's the perfect plot of land for someone to delegate the actual, you know, \u003ci\u003efarming \u003c\/i\u003eto someone else while he galivants around the world in cars. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eUntil one day, Jeremy decided he would do the farming itself. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAfter all, how hard could it be? . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFaced with suffocating red tape, biblical weather, local objections, a global pandemic and his own frankly staggering ignorance of how to 'do farming', Jeremy soon realises that turning the farm around is going to take more than splashing out on a massive tractor. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFortunately, there's help at hand from a large and (mostly) willing team, including girlfriend Lisa, Kaleb the Tractor Driver, Cheerful Charlie, Ellen the Shepherd and Gerald, his Head of Security and Dry Stone Waller. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBetween them, they enthusiastically cultivate crops, rear livestock and hens, keep bees, bottle spring water and open a farm shop. But profits remain elusive. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd yet while the farm may be called Diddly Squat for good reason, Jeremy soon begins to understand that it's worth a whole lot more to him than pounds, shillings and pence . . .\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e________\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eClarkson's Farm\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHE GUARDIAN\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Shockingly hopeful' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHE INDEPENDENT\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHE TELEGRAPH\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Quite lovely' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHE TIMES\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJeremy Clarkson \u003c\/b\u003ebegan his writing career on the \u003ci\u003eRotherham Advertiser\u003c\/i\u003e. Since then he has written for the \u003ci\u003eSun\u003c\/i\u003e, the \u003ci\u003eSunday Times\u003c\/i\u003e, the \u003ci\u003eRochdale Observer\u003c\/i\u003e, the \u003ci\u003eWolverhampton Express \u0026amp; Star\u003c\/i\u003e, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and \u003ci\u003eLincolnshire Life\u003c\/i\u003e. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 464\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.34 x 7.81 x 5.15 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 13, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51765048082720,"sku":"9781405946537","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/95076beedda1614b34534e60d93c8d55.webp?v=1780261201","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/diddly-squat-a-year-on-the-farm-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}