{"product_id":"elf-ish-paperback","title":"Elf-ish - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eL. B. Dunbar\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the CEO of a major department store, I know firsthand that Christmas joy can be bought and sold just like anything else. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's right. When it comes to the most wonderful time of the year, I'm a grinch in a penthouse. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when a gorgeous, red-headed firefighter saves me from a heart attack with a kiss and a whispered plea, even I can't begrudge her a simple favor - be her date at her younger brother's holiday wedding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out, there's nothing simple about it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuddenly, I'm ice skating on frozen ponds, baking cookies with her family, kissing under mistletoes, and finding a little fa-la-la in the season. I don't even recognize myself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause she's like the spirit of Christmas present, haunting my thoughts, sparking something in my cold heart, and making me crave things past-me would never have considered asking the big man in red for - a future.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce upon a time, a scrooge like me vowed to transform. The only thing he didn't get in the end was the girl. I'm determined that won't happen to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's either give up my selfish ways or lose the love of a truly elf-ish woman.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 356\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.74 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 25, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51889985061152,"sku":"9781956337686","price":18.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/tNF3RHceYI9781956337686.webp?v=1781940880","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/elf-ish-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}