by Kevin Owen Kearney (Author)

A schizophrenic clerk railing against society's downfall caused by modern technology, an abnormal woman fixated on the paranormal, a repressed shrink bedeviled by sexuality, and a cliche-consumed sports commentator trying to figure them all out. A zany tale about everyday life in present-day Pennsylvania with folks who are anything but normal, Failure to Thrive chronicles the misadventures of Patrick, Courtney, Lazy Eye Crazy Shrink Guy, and Tony Romo.