{"product_id":"funny-holiday-santa-fart-jokes-christmas-book-for-kids-kid-christmas-calender-with-farts-paperback","title":"Funny Holiday \u0026 Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eT. J. Gusman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKids just love this \"Funny Holiday \u0026amp; Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids -\u003cbr\u003e Kid Christmas Calender With Farts\" holiday season book calendar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs \u0026amp; other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ecountdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis holiday season will become so much more fun \u0026amp; exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun \u0026amp; farty way \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it  Your kids just can't wait to open the next door  Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMake sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book \u0026amp; laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 72\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.15 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 04, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51793906729248,"sku":"9783743996458","price":8.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/76c3d2da82811dd873cfdbae9687fece.webp?v=1780726583","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/funny-holiday-santa-fart-jokes-christmas-book-for-kids-kid-christmas-calender-with-farts-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}