{"product_id":"get-laid-or-die-trying-the-field-reports-paperback","title":"Get Laid or Die Trying: The Field Reports - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeff Allen\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTucker Max meets Neil Strauss in this irreverent and hilarious story of a modern-day hustler who decided to get laid or die trying.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBefore there were any books by Neil Strauss or Mystery, before there were pickup boot camps or DVD box sets, pickup existed as a loosely-knit \"community\" on Internet bulletin boards. There, would-be players shared their field reports, strategies, and results. They compared notes, exchanged critiques, and figured out a body of knowledge that defied everything men had ever been told about getting women--what has since come to be known as \u003ci\u003egame\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The undisputed king of the field report was a player named \"jlaix.\" This was the handle of Jeff Allen, who would go on to be a founding member of Real Social Dynamics with Tyler Durden and Papa, all of whom play major roles in Neil Strauss's \u003ci\u003eThe Game\u003c\/i\u003e, the bestselling expos  of the world of pickup artists. In an arena founded on one-upmanship, Jeff Allen did it bigger and better than anyone. \u003ci\u003eGet Laid or Die Trying\u003c\/i\u003e presents in utterly shameless, hilarious, and graphic detail, Jeffy's gritty, 100 percent real, and jaw-droppingly astonishing feats of seduction, revealing exactly how one goes about: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e - Attracting the girl you want by sleeping with all of her friends\u003cbr\u003e - Getting into the pants of the hottest girl at the party--a total stranger--in less than thirty minutes\u003cbr\u003e - Deflecting last-minute resistance with a single word\u003cbr\u003e - Pulling a chick who is surrounded by ten jealous guys\u003cbr\u003e - Cutting out enormous dudes that could easily pound you to a \"fine red mist\"\u003cbr\u003e - Getting threesomes as your default extraction\u003cbr\u003e - Having a stable so big you have to trim it down, and other \"quality problems\"\u003cbr\u003e - Convincing a girl you just met that before you sleep with her, she must mow your lawn \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Jeff's tactics produce superhuman results, yet he doesn't do anything you couldn't do--now that you've seen it done. The worst part? You could have been doing this your whole life.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJeff Allen is the author of \u003ci\u003eGet Laid or Die Trying. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 368\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x 9.1 x 6.1 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 12, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51760745054496,"sku":"9781451620900","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/ff6d4d11706825c871e0d0e51a4e9a8b.webp?v=1780188711","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/get-laid-or-die-trying-the-field-reports-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}