{"product_id":"ghoul-as-a-cucumber-luxe-paperback-edition-paperback","title":"Ghoul As A Cucumber: Luxe paperback edition - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSteffanie Holmes\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou discover that the three hot AF ghosts who haunt your manor house are madly in love with you. What do you do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ea. Run away screaming.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eb. Call a priest for an immediate exorcism.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ec. Get a little kooky and spooky with all three of them...together...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Bree Mortimer, and I chose option c.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's right - me and my three ghosts are a thing now. I'm officially a #ghostslut and I'm okay with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now that I've discovered I possess resurrection magic, I might just be able to bring them back to life again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is if the dark priests of the Order of the Noble Death would stop raising serial killers from the dead to come after me. And if I can keep my parents and my ex-bully from discovering the truth about my ghostly powers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and I should probably figure out why it's impossible to admit that I have feelings for them. I want to jump their bones every second of the day, but when I try to say those three little words, I get seriously spooked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow can you fall in love with someone when they're already dead? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBree and her ghostly men are back for another spooky adventure in \u003cem\u003eGhoul As a Cucumber\u003c\/em\u003e, book 3 of this darkly humorous cosy fantasy series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start reading!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 402\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.89 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 18, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51750723780896,"sku":"9781991099303","price":30.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/65ee09665d4f7f80686dce9fcbc5b549.webp?v=1779956855","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/ghoul-as-a-cucumber-luxe-paperback-edition-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}