{"product_id":"gils-all-fright-diner-paperback","title":"Gil's All Fright Diner - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eA. Lee Martinez\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBloodier than \u003ci\u003eFried Green Tomatoes\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003eFunnier than \u003ci\u003eThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre\u003c\/i\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWelcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDuke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg. Seems someone's out to drive Loretta from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd maybe--just maybe--the End of the World, too. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, \u003ci\u003eGil's All Fright Diner\u003c\/i\u003e will tickle your funnybone--before ripping it out of its socket \u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA. Lee Martinez\u003c\/b\u003e lives in Terrell, Texas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 268\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 8.4 x 5.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 05, 2000\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAward:\u003c\/strong\u003e Alex Awards (2006)\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gil's All Fright Diner\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Upper Grades, 9-12\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.6\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9\u003c\/div\u003e\n                ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51761440850208,"sku":"9780765314710","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/d4637a8815cebbb26a34c06eb782b620.webp?v=1780207611","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/gils-all-fright-diner-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}