{"product_id":"grandma-approved-curse-words-an-adult-coloring-book-paperback","title":"Grandma Approved Curse Words: An Adult Coloring Book - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTop Hat Coloring\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eWilliam C. Parker\u003c\/b\u003e (Designed by), \u003cb\u003eSumit Roy\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing 40 Cotton Pickin' Pages to Color. Inspired by our own flippin' grandmother's sentence enhancers  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Whether she's a \"bible thumper,\" \"teetotaler,\" or just doesn't like expletives, your grandma is sure to approve of the colorful alternative curse words on the 40 pages in this irreverent adult coloring book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003eWe can hear her screaming now, \"Gee Willikers  What the devil are you doin'? Get your crapola off the flippin' floor, shut your pie hole, and help me with these cotton pickin' children you lazy jackwagon \"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003eSo, for the love of Pete, grab your dad blamed pencils, markers, or crayons and fiddle fart the day away as you relax, melt away stress, and unwind you lazy son of a motherless goat \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003eCrimeny  Maybe it's even possible for great Caesar's ghost to replace some \"colorful\" vocabulary with these grandma approved alternative curse words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003e For heaven's sake, we surely hope you enjoy each and every gosh darn page  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eTop Hat Coloring\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eProduct Details: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eFor Flippin' Adults Only (Not Meant for Dad Blammed Youngins');\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eGlossy Freaking Cover;\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePrinted Single Sided Fo Shizzle on Dad Burned Bright White Paper;\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePerfect for all Con Sarnit Coloring and Paint Mediums;\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHigh Quality 60lb (90gsm) Paper Stock (Definitely NOT Crapola );\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFull Page Rassa-frazzin Designs;\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eColoring Books (mainly) for Doggone Grown-Ups Effin Humorous 2018 Gift Ideas;\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 84\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.17 x 11 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 18, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51760199237920,"sku":"9781732274419","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/0162ed7070d96e023ea03bcfc18b6172.webp?v=1780174231","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/grandma-approved-curse-words-an-adult-coloring-book-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}