{"product_id":"how-not-to-become-a-little-old-lady-paperback","title":"How Not to Become a Little Old Lady - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMary McHugh\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAdriene Hartman\u003c\/b\u003e (With)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don't have to be a little old lady!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe've all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She's clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLittle old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald's hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow Not to Become a Little Old Lady\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood--or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMary McHugh is a writer and regular contributor to SeniorWomen.com. She is the author of 15 books, including \u003ci\u003eHow Not to Become a Little Old Lady.\u003c\/i\u003e Mary has written for \u003ci\u003eGood Housekeeping\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eFamily Circle\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 144\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.41 x 6.03 x 6.03 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 01, 2002\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51862329655584,"sku":"9780740722134","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/ntPJZGLdW79780740722134.webp?v=1781630091","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/how-not-to-become-a-little-old-lady-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}