{"product_id":"how-to-archer-the-ultimate-guide-to-espionage-and-style-and-women-and-also-cocktails-ever-written-paperback","title":"How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSterling Archer\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA tongue-in-cheek handbook tie-in to the FX animated show \u003cem\u003eArcher \u003c\/em\u003ein the irreverent style of the show--written by Sterling Archer, Master Spy, himself on how to be a killer agent: what to wear, drink, smoke, how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men), hand-to-hand combat, weapons, devices, and, of course, defeating the enemy. Makes a great gift for the pop culture enthusiast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLying is like 95% of what I do. But \u003cem\u003ebelieve \u003c\/em\u003eme: in this book, I'll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won't be as good at it as I am, but that's because you're you, and I'm Sterling Archer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI know, I know, it sucks not being me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut don't beat yourself up about it, because I'm going to show you all the good stuff--what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they're dead, they're just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? \u003cem\u003eHow to Archer\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi. I see you're reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, or B) don't know how books work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your answer was \"A,\" your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you'll find the \"contents\" of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read \"table\" format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I'll wait. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e how to haggle with a Thai prostitute--in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo if you want to learn more about how to be more--or at all--like Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn't a damn library.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Note: If your answer was \"B,\" this probably isn't the book you want to start with.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 192\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.2 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 17, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51765266022688,"sku":"9780062066312","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/74cb6a715e1e20612fab9e33f9bb3ec8.webp?v=1780265398","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/how-to-archer-the-ultimate-guide-to-espionage-and-style-and-women-and-also-cocktails-ever-written-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}