{"product_id":"how-to-survive-a-horror-movie-all-the-skills-to-dodge-the-kills-paperback","title":"How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSeth Grahame-Smith\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWritten by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's \u003ci\u003eIt\u003c\/i\u003e, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (\u003ci\u003eA Nightmare on Elm Street\u003c\/i\u003e), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan--and it just might save your life\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e - How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in\u003cbr\u003e - The five types of slashers and how to defeat them\u003cbr\u003e - How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects\u003cbr\u003e - How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats\u003cbr\u003e - What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you--as long as you have this book.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeth Grahame-Smith\u003c\/b\u003e is a\u003ci\u003e New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling author (\u003ci\u003ePride and Prejudice and Zombies\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eAbraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter\u003c\/i\u003e), screenwriter (\u003ci\u003eDark Shadows; The Lego Batman Movie\u003c\/i\u003e), and producer (Stephen King's \u003ci\u003eIt\u003c\/i\u003e) of film and television. His novel \u003ci\u003ePride and Prejudice and Zombies\u003c\/i\u003e debuted at #3 on the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e Best Seller List, has sold over two million copies, and has been translated into more than twenty languages. A film adaptation was released in 2016.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 176\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 6.9 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 24, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51770265895200,"sku":"9781683691464","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/0ccebe2771dd5d3e25aec54ec4246aee.webp?v=1780368224","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/how-to-survive-a-horror-movie-all-the-skills-to-dodge-the-kills-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}