{"product_id":"i-do-not-eat-children-hardcover","title":"I Do Not Eat Children - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMarcus Cutler\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is...a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e--oops! There goes another kid.... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMarcus Cutler\u003c\/b\u003e is also the illustrator of \u003ci\u003eYou Might Be Special!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Three Canadian Pigs\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eTravel Guide for Monsters Part Deux: A Canadian Adventure\u003c\/i\u003e, among others. He lives in Ontario, Canada, and he invites you to visit him online at marcuscutler.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 8.6 x 11.1 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 20, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51752198603040,"sku":"9780316474726","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/16a4bce00de4571fc91eb2cb3c6e664b.webp?v=1779989820","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/i-do-not-eat-children-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}