{"product_id":"i-need-a-lifeguard-everywhere-but-the-pool-paperback","title":"I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLisa Scottoline\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives. --Delia Ephron, bestselling author \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe bestselling and \"perennially hilarious\" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for the Series: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"True tales of how we live now from a mother and daughter \u003cb\u003ewho are best pals--and a very funny writing team.\u003c\/b\u003e\" --\u003ci\u003ePeople\u003c\/i\u003e (Best Beach Book) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"The mother-daughter duo returns with a collection of breezy summer essays, \u003cb\u003e perfect for the beach, the pool or even the couch. \u003c\/b\u003eThis\u003cb\u003e witty, insightful\u003c\/b\u003e assortment of stories is a \u003cb\u003ewonderfully entertaining\u003c\/b\u003e look into the lives of two modern women.\" --\u003ci\u003eParade Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"We get to be flies on the wall as the mother-daughter team fights, makes up, and hurls barbs \u003cb\u003ejust like you and your mom.\u003c\/b\u003e\" --\u003ci\u003eO, The Oprah Magazine \u003c\/i\u003e(Perfect Summer Must Read) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eGuaranteed laughs\u003c\/b\u003e: short, sharp musings on life from  this] \u003cb\u003eperennially hilarious\u003c\/b\u003e mom-daughter duo. --\u003ci\u003eGood Housekeeping \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLISA SCOTTOLINE is a bestselling and Edgar Award-winning author and a columnist for \u003ci\u003eThe Philadelphia Inquirer\u003c\/i\u003e. She has been published in thirty countries. She lives in the Philadelphia area with an array of pets. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFRANCESCA SCOTTOLINE SERRITELLA graduated cum laude from Harvard University, where she won the Thomas Temple Hoopes Prize, the Le Baron Russell Briggs Fiction Prize and the Charles Edmund Horman Prize for her creative writing. She lives in New York with one dog and one cat, so far. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTogether they have written \u003ci\u003eI Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool, I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places, \u003c\/i\u003eand many others.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 336\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.9 x 8.2 x 5.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 12, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51761025515808,"sku":"9781250059994","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/5227d92858a4e2e1ab820b227a63354c.webp?v=1780197508","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/i-need-a-lifeguard-everywhere-but-the-pool-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}