{"product_id":"if-chins-could-kill-confessions-of-a-b-movie-actor-paperback","title":"If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of A B Movie Actor - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBruce Campbell\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOkay, so at least you're interested enough to pick up this book and look inside. I think you and I are going to get along just fine. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLife is full of choices. Right now, yours is whether or not to buy the autobiography of a mid-grade, kind of hammy actor. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eAm I supposed to know this guy?\u003c\/i\u003e you think to yourself. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNo, and that's exactly the point. Bookstores are chock full of household name actors and their high stakes shenanigans. I don't want to be a spoilsport, but we've all been down that road before. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCase in point: look to your left - see that Judy Garland book? You don't need that, you know plenty about her already - great voice, crappy life. Now look to your right at the Charlton Heston book. You don't need to cough up hard-earned dough for that either. You know his story too - great voice, crappy toupee. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe truth is that though you might not have a clue who I am, there are countless working stiffs like me out there, grinding away every day at the wheel of fortune. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Acto\u003c\/i\u003er is my first book, and I invite you to ride with me through the choppy waters of blue collar Hollywood. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOkay, so buy the damned book already and read like the wind  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBest, \u003cbr\u003eBruce Campbell \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eP.S. If the book sucks, at least there are gobs of pictures, and they're not crammed in the middle like all those other actor books.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBruce Campbell \u003c\/b\u003eis the ultimate B actor with an ever growing fanbase. His films in the Evil Dead series are cult favorites and his TV roles spark the same enthusiasm. He lives in Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 368\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 9.1 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 24, 2002\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51754263183648,"sku":"9780312291457","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/3f155ffcc3e0974aa9ed9f13138481a3.webp?v=1780036676","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/if-chins-could-kill-confessions-of-a-b-movie-actor-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}