{"product_id":"if-you-ask-me-trade-paperbac-paperback","title":"If You Ask Me - Trade Paperbac - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLibby Gelman-Waxner\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi. I'm Libby Gelman-Waxner, and I'm an assistant buyer in juniors' activewear. While I find my work both rewarding and creative, especially with the new knits coming in, I want more. And so I decided to become a film critic.... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMove over, Siskel \u0026amp; Ebert. Watch out, Leonard Maltin. And just forget saving that aisle seat, Mr. Medved. Libby Gelman-Waxner has arrived -- in the critic's circle, that is -- and the silver screen may never be the same again. Witty, wicked, and scathingly honest -- If You Ask Me is a hilarious collection of her columns from Premiere magazine. Just listen to Libby on some recent films and film stars: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePrince of Tides -- \"Barbra's only spontaneous moment in Prince of Tides comes when Nick tosses her a football and she screams 'My nails '\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDiane Keaton -- \"She's a pioneer; she takes that thing that hangs in the back of your closet, the thing that was too marked down to pass up, Diane takes that thing and she doesn't call Goodwill, she wraps it around her head a few times, pins on a Smurf brooch, and wins an Oscar....\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Last of the Mohicans -- \"Daniel Day-Lewis makes American actors look like giggly junior high school boys playing Nintendo during the prom; at one point, Madeleine asks Daniel what he is looking at, and he says, I'm looking at you, Miss, and let me tell you, the usher had to conk me with his flashlight to make me stop whimpering....\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDaryl Hannah -- \"All men in America, my Josh included, they all want a date with Daryl Hannah. A girl like Daryl -- we're not talking about a Ph.D. in comparative literature; I think we're talking about hair in the eyes and not much in the way of lingerie....\"\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi. I'm Libby Gelman-Waxner, and I'm an assistant buyer in juniors' activewear. While I find my work both rewarding and creative, especially with the new knits coming in, I want more. And so I decided to become a film critic.... \u003cbr\u003eMove over, Siskel \u0026amp; Ebert. Watch out, Leonard Maltin. And just forget saving that aisle seat, Mr. Medved. Libby Gelman-Waxner has arrived -- in the critic's circle, that is -- and the silver screen may never be the same again. Witty, wicked, and scathingly honest -- If You Ask Me is a hilarious collection of her columns from Premiere magazine. Just listen to Libby on some recent films and film stars: \u003cbr\u003ePrince of Tides -- \"Barbra's only spontaneous moment in Prince of Tides comes when Nick tosses her a football and she screams 'My nails!'\" \u003cbr\u003eDiane Keaton -- \"She's a pioneer; she takes that thing that hangs in the back of your closet, the thing that was too marked down to pass up, Diane takes that thing and she doesn't call Goodwill, she wraps it around her head a few times, pins on a Smurf brooch, and wins an Oscar....\" \u003cbr\u003eThe Last of the Mohicans -- \"Daniel Day-Lewis makes American actors look like giggly junior high school boys playing Nintendo during the prom; at one point, Madeleine asks Daniel what he is looking at, and he says, I'm looking at you, Miss, and let me tell you, the usher had to conk me with his flashlight to make me stop whimpering....\" \u003cbr\u003eDaryl Hannah -- \"All men in America, my Josh included, they all want a date with Daryl Hannah. A girl like Daryl -- we're not talking about a Ph.D. in comparative literature; I think we're talking about hair in the eyes and not much in the way of lingerie....\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 252\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.64 x 8.86 x 5.6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 01, 2003\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51762060591392,"sku":"9780449909911","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/2c4ab6c8f5be7dd3a9108de09fee1cd9.webp?v=1780216077","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/if-you-ask-me-trade-paperbac-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}