{"product_id":"if-youre-reading-this-its-too-late-paperback","title":"If You're Reading This, It's Too Late - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003ePseudonymous Bosch\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeware  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDangerous secrets lie between the pages of this book. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOK, I warned you. But if you think I'll give anything away, or tell you that this is the sequel to my first literary endeavor, \u003ci\u003eThe Name of This Book is Secret\u003c\/i\u003e, you're wrong. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm not going to remind you of how we last left our heroes, Cass and Max-Ernest, as they awaited intiation into the mysterious Terces Society, or the ongoing fight against the evil Dr. L and Ms. Mauvais. I certainly won't be telling you about how the kids stumble upon the Museum of Magic, where they finally meet the amazing Pietro  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOh, blast  I've done it again. Well, at least I didn't tell you about the missing Sound Prism, the nefarious Lord Pharaoh, or the mysterious creature born in a bottle over 500 years ago, the key to the biggest secret of all. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI really can't help myself, now can I? Let's face it - if you're reading this, it's too late.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePseudonymous Bosch\u003c\/b\u003e is the infamously anonymous author of the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling Secret Series and the Bad Books. Despite rumors to the contrary, his books are not actually written by his pet rabbit, Quiche; the rabbit is merely his typist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 400\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.08 x 7.64 x 5.24 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 01, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e If You're Reading This, It's Too Late\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle Grades, 4-8\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.2\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9\u003c\/div\u003e\n                ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51754308436256,"sku":"9780316113687","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/3e0bac281b61942092dfca7d108eebbf.webp?v=1780037469","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/if-youre-reading-this-its-too-late-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}