{"product_id":"ignoramus-book-9-paperback","title":"Ignoramus: Book 9 - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKarla Oceanak\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eKendra Spanjer\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf there's a more inopportune date for an elementary school boy to have a birthday than February 14th, Aldo Zelnick wants to know what it is. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith his 11th birthday -- and Valentine's Day -- fast approaching, Aldo plans a guys-only party with absolutely no pink, lace, or hearts, thank you very much. But what will happen if the girls, who all seem to have a crush on Aldo's friend, Danny, crash the party? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this story, told in part by Aldo's friend-who-happens-to-be-a-girl, Bee, Aldo learns early that love means always having to say you're sorry. The humorous plot and lively drawings in this laugh-out-loud book will captivate enthusiastic and reluctant readers alike. This ninth installment in an A-to-Z alphabet series also includes a glossary of fun and challenging \"I words,\" such as inkling, irk, and impervious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKarla Oceanak\u003c\/b\u003e has been a writer and editor for more than 20 years. She has ghostwritten numerous self-help books and is a public speaker for childhood literacy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eKendra Spanjer\u003c\/b\u003e is an illustrator and studio artist. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThey both live in Fort Collins, CO.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 8.9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 09, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ignoramus\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle Grades, 4-8\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.4\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2\u003c\/div\u003e\n                ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51769941459232,"sku":"9781934649732","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/2254cc95b667243bd45a38694df8957e.webp?v=1780360384","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/ignoramus-book-9-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}