{"product_id":"im-not-high-maintenance-as-long-as-everythings-perfect-paperback","title":"I'm Not High-Maintenance (As Long As Everything's Perfect) - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMatthew H. Gladstone\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Not High-Maintenance (As Long As Everything's Perfect): A Chef's Diary - 30 Years of Cooking, Kitchens, and Chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter three decades cooking inside private homes for families, celebrities, and the gloriously unmanageable, Chef Matthew Gladstone finally steps out from behind the stove - and tells the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a recipe collection. It's a sharp, funny, unfiltered look behind the stainless-steel curtain - the egos, the disasters, the burn marks, and the rare nights when everything goes right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom San Diego to Los Angeles to Baltimore, from the chaos of service to the strange calm of perfection, Gladstone writes with the voice of a private chef who's seen it all and somehow kept his humor intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Not High-Maintenance (As Long As Everything's Perfect) is a memoir about food, control, and the beautiful madness of a life spent chasing perfection one plate at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 84\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.17 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 15, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51890462294304,"sku":"9798218841645","price":10.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/X4r2ZhcV2I9798218841645.webp?v=1781947735","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/im-not-high-maintenance-as-long-as-everythings-perfect-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}