{"product_id":"jennifer-johnson-is-sick-of-being-married-paperback","title":"Jennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Married - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHeather McElhatton\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo so terribly long ago, Heather McElhatton's flawed, neurotic, yet lovable average American heroine Jennifer Johnson was sick of being single. Now \u003cem\u003eJennifer Johnson is Sick of Being Married\u003c\/em\u003e. The author who brought us the wildly popular \u003cem\u003ePretty Little Mistakes\u003c\/em\u003e now favors readers with the next delectably eventful chapter in Jennifer's life, as her new fairy tale marriage (to the wealthy son of a department store tycoon) hits a serious snag, thanks in no small part to a honeymoon-from-hell in a fundamentalist Christian compound and the prospect of a life of bizarre servitude to her devout mother-in-law's church committee. This is outrageously funny, wonderfully edgy contemporary women's fiction in the Helen Fielding and Sophie Kinsella mode that anyone who has ever laughed at the raunchy humor of Sarah Silverman or Chelsea Handler is going to love.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes tying the knot just means getting strangled\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot too long ago, Jennifer Johnson was stuck in a cubicle, lovelorn and addicted to Cinnabon frosting. Now she's married to her Prince Charming--the handsome, wealthy son of a midwestern department-store magnate. But the grass on this too-manicured other side is not as green as she'd thought.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a honeymoon from hell at a gated Christian resort in the Virgin Islands--bought and paid for by the in-laws and complete with alcohol-free drinks, curfews, and Satan-free yoga--Jennifer is beginning to have her doubts about the whole happily-ever-after thing. Soon she finds herself organizing Valentine's Day abstinence dances with her mother-in-law's church committee and dining with the ladies of the country club, who have their own theories about how to hold on to their men.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this really all there is to married life?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Heather McElhatton, bestselling author of \u003cem\u003ePretty Little Mistakes\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eJennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Single\u003c\/em\u003e, comes the next laugh-out-loud chapter in the story of an all-American everywoman whose every thought, flaw, and neurosis is on glorious display.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes tying the knot just means getting strangled\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot too long ago, Jennifer Johnson was stuck in a cubicle, lovelorn and addicted to Cinnabon frosting. Now she's married to her Prince Charming--the handsome, wealthy son of a midwestern department-store magnate. But the grass on this too-manicured other side is not as green as she'd thought.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a honeymoon from hell at a gated Christian resort in the Virgin Islands--bought and paid for by the in-laws and complete with alcohol-free drinks, curfews, and Satan-free yoga--Jennifer is beginning to have her doubts about the whole \"happily-ever-after\" thing. Soon she finds herself organizing Valentine's Day abstinence dances with her mother-in-law's church committee and dining with the ladies of the country club, who have their own theories about how to hold on to their men.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this really all there is to married life?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Heather McElhatton, bestselling author of \u003cem\u003ePretty Little Mistakes\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eJennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Single\u003c\/em\u003e, comes the next laugh-out-loud chapter in the story of an all-American everywoman whose every thought, flaw, and neurosis is on glorious display.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 352\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.79 x 8.01 x 5.43 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 09, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51751432651040,"sku":"9780062064394","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/5b9e874249684377ce8255f3494fcb0d.webp?v=1779973060","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/jennifer-johnson-is-sick-of-being-married-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}