by Brendan D. Lynch (Author), Lynchsters (Author)

Filled with both nonsense and great advice, Just Don't Do It: 1,665 Things You Should Never Do is a collection of all the things that you should never do in life. They are pretty weird, but if you're reading this, maybe you are weird, too. You will learn that you should never vacuum in the bathtub, hug an electric eel while swimming in the ocean, wear a ski mask inside a bank, or press the big red button when you're on a military base.