{"product_id":"mega-fails-the-hilariously-funny-book-of-humorous-blunders-and-misadventures-paperback","title":"Mega Fails: The Hilariously Funny Book of Humorous Blunders and Misadventures - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAdam Douglas\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat do you get the man who has everything?\u003c\/b\u003eAre you struggling to find the \u003cb\u003eideal present\u003c\/b\u003e for your dad, brother, uncle or cousin? They've got everything - or at least everything you can afford! Can't get them any more novelty socks - you got \u003ci\u003ethem\u003c\/i\u003e last year. Give them this book and watch them \u003cb\u003erock with laughter.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect the art of Schadenfreude from your own armchair as you wonder who left the lid of the idiot box open. Laugh at the dumb and dumber from the comfort of your own toilet seat. Wonder at the stupidity of man with hilarious anecdotes spanning time and history and culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Outrageously amusing stories....\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"We could hear my dad chortling away\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Put a smile on my face for hours, except when I was laughing aloud\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Fact is definitely stranger than fiction but a lot funnier too\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"200 or so facts you never needed to know, but now you will never forget.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"My uncle laughed so hard he went red, and we had to give him one of his pills\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn this book....\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHear about the time a spiritual guru steamed himself to death in a giant pot, along with some corn and steamed buns?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr the time a president projectile vomited on a prime minister at a state banquet. Was it something they said?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBack in New York in February 1940 at the world premiere of Walt Disney's Pinocchio. Walt had hired 11 midgets, dressed them up as Pinocchio and put them on top of Radio City Music Hall. The idea was they could wave to the children entering the theatre. However, in a moment of inspiration, someone sent up alcohol with their lunch. So by the middle of the afternoon, there were 11 drunken, naked midgets cavorting on the roof and screaming obscenities at the crowd. They had to be removed by police, who carried them away in pillowcases.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the great Professor Stephen Hawking once said, \"Stupidity remains the biggest threat to mankind.\" No truer words have ever been spoken; so we might as well enjoy it.\u003c\/p\u003eGet or Give hours of amusement - scroll up and click the \u003cb\u003eBUY NOW\u003c\/b\u003e button\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 128\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.3 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 31, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51787213046048,"sku":"9798556370111","price":26.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/f60bf2e44f90c16f65bafd6e62c5d865.webp?v=1780646833","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/mega-fails-the-hilariously-funny-book-of-humorous-blunders-and-misadventures-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}