{"product_id":"mike-hunt-smells-like-fish-paperback","title":"Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrad Gosse\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMike Hunt Smells Like Fish: A Children's Book for Adults Who Should Know Better\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt smells like fish. Mike Hunt gets hairy, bleeds, squirts, once got crabs, scratched endlessly, has ingrown hairs, collects toys, has a piercing, gets pounded, farts with great force and power, and is the absolute freshest right after a shower. Presented in the warm and innocent style of a children's picture book, this is the surprisingly complete story of a man named Mike Hunt and all the completely normal, totally innocent things that happen to him on a daily basis. If you are already snickering at the name alone, congratulations, this book was written specifically for you and people exactly like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not literature. This is not satire with a deeper message or a moral at the end. This is a cheerfully illustrated picture book packed wall to wall with double entendres so obvious they practically trip over themselves on every single page. Brad Gosse has produced something deeply unnecessary here, and the world is measurably funnier for it. It reads in about three minutes, which is genuinely the correct and appropriate amount of time to spend on something like this.\u003c\/p\u003eThis Book Is For You If...\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou still laugh at the name Mike Hunt despite being a functioning adult with actual responsibilities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour sense of humor peaked somewhere around middle school and you have fully made peace with that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy content that is technically appropriate but obviously and completely is not\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to watch someone unwrap a gift and visibly experience all five stages of grief in real time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have a specific friend who desperately needs this in their life and absolutely does not know it yet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eThis Book Is NOT For You If...\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou manage a homeowners association and genuinely consider it a calling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have ever written a formal letter of complaint to a television network about content\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou describe your own sense of humor as sophisticated, elevated, or refined\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou inspect restaurant menus for item names you find problematic or in poor taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou are actively maintaining a running list of everything that is wrong with society\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003ePerfect Occasions for This Book\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBachelorette parties in desperate need of a reliable icebreaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gift exchanges where winning matters to you on a personal level\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday gifts for the person who already has everything and honestly deserves this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFarewell gifts for coworkers finally escaping a job they quietly despised for years\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetirement parties for someone who endured a long career and earned something ridiculous\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming gifts for the one friend with exactly the right kind of sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eWhy You Should Buy This Cheap Little Book\u003cp\u003eHere is the pitch delivered with complete and total honesty: this book costs only a few dollars more than a greeting card. A greeting card that someone will read in approximately four seconds, place on a nearby surface, and throw directly into the recycling bin before the party is even technically over. This book will get read aloud to the entire room. Someone will do the voices. People will take photographs. It will get passed around the table. It will generate at least three solid minutes of genuine laughter, which is honestly more than most expensive streaming comedy specials manage these days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou are not simply buying a book. You are buying a moment. A weird, slightly degenerate, completely defensible moment that you can attribute entirely and without hesitation to the author. Brad Gosse is a documented real person who created this on purpose and with full deliberate intent, which means the moral responsibility rests entirely and exclusively with him. Your hands remain completely clean. Just buy the book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.08 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 11, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51870975525152,"sku":"9798352186008","price":17.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/Ffvh20rvPJ9798352186008.webp?v=1781711405","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/mike-hunt-smells-like-fish-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}