{"product_id":"ministry-of-suits-paperback","title":"Ministry of SUITs - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003ePaul Gamble\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMemo: For Ministry of Strange, Unusual, and Impossible Things Operatives Only \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A series of strange incidents have been reported in Belfast: \u003cbr\u003e1. Oddball kids are going missing \u003cbr\u003e2. There are several unconfirmed signs of pirates. \u003cbr\u003e3. A wild bear known to be a very sore loser at musical statues has escaped from the museum and is on the rampage. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFortunately, our newest recruits, Jack Pearse, a curious boy skilled at logical thinking and seeing what's actually there, and Trudy Emerson, the most dangerous girl in his school, are on the case. As per Ministry policy, they are currently being trained in the use of The Speed (patent pending) and will have full access to Ministry supplies (assuming they manage to navigate the paperwork without going insane), so we are confident that they will succeed in their mission to discover and foil this villainous plot. Please provide all assistance possible, as A) they don't know who they are actually up against, B) the world is much stranger than they realized, and C) they are only 12 and have to be in bed by 10 p.m. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eP.S.--Could all Ministry operatives who have borrowed dinosaurs in the past two weeks please return them? We're running low on inventory. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA thrilling and hilarious middle grade story, \u003ci\u003eThe Ministry of SUITs\u003c\/i\u003e by Paul Gamble gives its readers a silly, but oddly thoughtful adventure they surely won't forget. But the wackiness doesn't end here at all--it all continues in the sequel, \u003ci\u003eThe Monster's Daughter.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eA zany explosion of hilarity. -- Eoin Colfer, author of the Artemis Fowl series \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's like Douglas Adams wrote \u003ci\u003eMen in Black\u003c\/i\u003e but with Pirates, Dinosaurs and the Tooth Fairy. Genius, but a comic evil genius methinks. --Mo O'Hara, author of the My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish series \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGamble's debut novel is overflowing with offbeat humor...An entertaining read for fans of humorous adventure, such as Michael Buckley's \"NERDS\" series. --\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePaul Gamble\u003c\/b\u003e was born and brought up in Belfast, Northern Ireland. He currently works in the civil service. His job only occasionally involves working with dinosaurs. \u003ci\u003eThe Ministry of SUITs\u003c\/i\u003e is his debut novel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 400\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x 7.9 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 25, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ministry of Suits\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle Grades, 4-8\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.7\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13\u003c\/div\u003e\n                ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51761011097888,"sku":"9781250115102","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/cd04f19c185057cdb3d50c6a96d5765b.webp?v=1780197075","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/ministry-of-suits-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}