{"product_id":"my-sister-steals-my-toys-and-109-other-funny-poems-paperback","title":"My Sister Steals My Toys: And 109 Other Funny Poems - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSteve Hanson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Sister Steals My Toys\u003cbr\u003e And 109 Other Funny Poems\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy sister steals my toys.\u003cbr\u003e My sister pulls my hair.\u003cbr\u003e My sister hides the clothes\u003cbr\u003e I really want to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe eats my favorite foods\u003cbr\u003e and blames me for her mess.\u003cbr\u003e I wish she'd just be nice \u003cbr\u003e She fills my life with stress.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe rips apart my books.\u003cbr\u003e She stomps on all my toys.\u003cbr\u003e And when I am asleep, \u003cbr\u003e she wakes me with her noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI simply do not know\u003cbr\u003e why she's so mean to me.\u003cbr\u003e You'd think she could behave \u003cbr\u003e She's turning thirty-three.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book contains 109 other funny poems for children ages 8+.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 150\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.32 x 9.25 x 7.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 05, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51796447658272,"sku":"9781942514985","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/9ec56e8284021a554d573a08c97eae7e.webp?v=1780758060","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/my-sister-steals-my-toys-and-109-other-funny-poems-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}