{"product_id":"not-ready-for-mom-jeans-paperback","title":"Not Ready for Mom Jeans - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMaureen Lipinski\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA laugh-out-loud novel about motherhood, life, and the quest for eight hours of sleep. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEvent planner and famous blogger Clare Finnegan expected to go back to work after her daughter was born. After all, she worked hard for her success...and it's not like now that she has a child she has to buy a minivan, wear Mom Jeans, and give up her career! Right? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Despite more than a few pounds of baby weight still left to lose, Clare dons her Miss Piggy Pants and returns to work. She plans a swanky Sweet Sixteen party, pulls off a million-dollar golf outing, has to come to terms with her mother's breast cancer, and is left so exhausted that she can't remember her ATM card's pin number. Then, after another meeting runs late, and she misses another one of her daughter's milestones, Clare allows herself to examine an alternate choice: staying home. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLipinski's snappy dialogue and acerbic wit are so engaging, you don't need a minivan to enjoy this ride. -Jen Lancaster, \u003ci\u003eNew York\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMAUREEN LIPINSKI introduced readers to the quirky, lovable Clare Finnegan in \u003ci\u003eA Bump in the Road\u003c\/i\u003e. She currently resides in the Chicago suburbs with her husband, son, two morbidly obese cats, and one demented dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 304\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.85 x 8.26 x 5.56 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 25, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51762429002016,"sku":"9780312537289","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/02f4022abe812acf542cbb692ac7c240.webp?v=1780221220","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/not-ready-for-mom-jeans-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}