{"product_id":"president-me-the-america-thats-in-my-head-paperback","title":"President Me: The America That's in My Head - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAdam Carolla\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine a world where \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can't do it? You don't have to! Adam has done it for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePodcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestseller \u003cem\u003eIn Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks\u003c\/em\u003e--but he's not done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn \u003cem\u003ePresident Me\u003c\/em\u003e, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no \"service dogs\" on airplanes. \u003cem\u003ePresident Me\u003c\/em\u003e hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam's, much better.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's time to get it together, America.\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam.\u003cbr\u003e(You're welcome in advance.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBan Bare Feet\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrak You, Greenpeace\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStew and Casserole '15\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlantains = Communist Bananas.\u003cbr\u003eNot in My America!\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOccupy a Job, You Lazy Hipsters\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't Do Your Best, Do My Best Vote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 288\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.7 x 4.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 20, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51759300444448,"sku":"9780062320414","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/169a712b623ad5658cc4a01865c47cbb.webp?v=1780148575","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/president-me-the-america-thats-in-my-head-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}