{"product_id":"psychs-guide-to-crime-fighting-for-the-totally-unqualified-paperback","title":"Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eShawn Spencer\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eBurton Guster\u003c\/b\u003e (With), \u003cb\u003eChad Gervich\u003c\/b\u003e (With)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE?\u003cbr\u003e DON'T GET STUMPED. GET PSYCHED \u003cbr\u003e You've seen him solve unsolvable crimes, stop unstoppable killers, and consume unconsumable breakfast cereals. Now Shawn Spencer, the mastermind from TV's hit show \u003ci\u003ePsych\u003c\/i\u003e, shows you how to become a fake psychic-and a real detective-using his patented methods of crime-fighting awesomeness. Along the way, he'll help you deal with whiny sidekicks (that means you, Gus), interfering police officers (including but not limited to Chief Vick, Lassiter, Henry, Buzz MacNab, and, ah, Juliet), and flashes of genius (like Evel Knievel's white leather jumpsuit). You'll discover: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to set up a totally bitchin' office, where Wednesday = Ladies Night \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to convince your sidekick that he's really your partner \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow to pick up women at a crime scene \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eShawn's Stakeout Survival Guide, including sensible snacks \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eGus's Scream-and-Run Method for confronting criminals \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eUnsolved mysteries like who stole Shawn's Sno-Caps in third grade \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eThe ideal sleuth car: \u003ci\u003eMagnum, P.I.\u003c\/i\u003e's Ferrari or \u003ci\u003eKnight Rider\u003c\/i\u003e's K.I.T.T.? \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eWho should play Shawn in the movie of his life: Christian Bale or Don Cheadle? \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eNew names for detectives, such as Rico Solv  and Sherlock Homeboy \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e. . . and way more cool stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Packed with insane pop quizzes, unbelievable case studies, unflattering photos, and off-the-chart charts, this all-in-one guide will have you solving crimes and catching crooks like a pro-even if you don't have a clue.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShawn Spencer\u003c\/b\u003e hails from a family of cops, and was meticulously schooled from a very young age in the finer points of detective work. Soon Shawn begins calling in tips to the police hotline for crimes he sees on television to entertain himself. But one night, one of Shawn's tips lead police somewhere he never imagined -- back to him. The detectives believe information this accurate could only have come from the inside. Desperate to avoid jail time, Shawn hastily explains that his insight is really second sight - he's a psychic. And though skeptical, the department is impressed and Shawn is hired on as a psychic consultant. Immediately enlisting the assistance of his reluctant best friend Gus, Shawn opens his own agency, PSYCH, taking his talent for detective work -- and fun -- in a new direction. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eBurton Gus Guster\u003c\/b\u003e has been party to the impulsive adventures of his best friend since they were kids, which is why he's convinced himself that the straight and narrow -- a job as a pharmaceutical sales rep, 401(k) and a regular paycheck is right where he belongs. Still, the idea of being a private investigator intrigues him, and while he is completely horrified by Shawn's behavior most of the time, he knows that the excitement and adventure of their new enterprise might just make it all worth it.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 304\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 8.9 x 6.9 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 07, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51772264513824,"sku":"9781455512867","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/500bd7800babfefb1c0798e22ff7d1d1.webp?v=1780401948","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/psychs-guide-to-crime-fighting-for-the-totally-unqualified-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}