{"product_id":"quintessentially-british-hilarious-adult-swearword-colouring-book-uk-swearwords-definitions-and-usage-examples-included-paperback","title":"Quintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring Book: UK Swearwords: Definitions and Usage Examples Included - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eL. Lench\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring book, Volume 1. \u003cbr\u003e Contains 30 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds, each with their own additional descriptive page. \u003cbr\u003e For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com\u003cbr\u003e Ever wondered how the British swear? Ever wondered what all those words mean? Then this is the book for you. Even if you don't like colouring then this book will make you laugh out loud. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Quintessentially British is so much more than all the other swear word colouring books on the market. You learn some new words and discover what they mean in addition to the awesome illustrations for you to colour. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e In total there are 30 delightfully British swearwords for you to enjoy and colour, all illustrations include usage, examples and definitions for all British Swearwords used. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e So if you have ever wondered how the British swear and what these words actually mean then this is the book for you, if you love colouring then for each word we have created a wonderful illustration for you to colour. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*\u0026amp;K and C@\u0026amp;T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Example Text Page \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eW is for Wanker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWanker - noun BRITISH vulgar slang\u003cbr\u003e a contemptible person (used as a generalized term of abuse).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhile \"to wank\" means \"to masturbate,\" the term \"wanker\" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote \"one who wanks.\" It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003eI suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003eMost children these days learn the word \"wanker\" long before they learn its literal meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEXAMPLES: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \"You're such a wanker \" \u003cbr\u003e \"He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident. \u003cbr\u003e What a wanker .\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eVolume 2 will be out shortly, with even more words for your amusement. \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWords included in this book\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cbr\u003e Arsehole\u003cbr\u003e Bastard \u003cbr\u003e Bellend \u003cbr\u003e Berk\u003cbr\u003e Bloody\u003cbr\u003e Blooming Eck\u003cbr\u003e Bollocks\u003cbr\u003e Bugger \u003cbr\u003e Cobblers\u003cbr\u003e Cunt\u003cbr\u003e Dickhead\u003cbr\u003e Fuck \u003cbr\u003e Fuck It\u003cbr\u003e Gormless\u003cbr\u003e Knob\u003cbr\u003e Knobend\u003cbr\u003e Manky\u003cbr\u003e Minger\u003cbr\u003e Munter\u003cbr\u003e Oh Nuts\u003cbr\u003e Oi Cunt \u003cbr\u003e Piss Off\u003cbr\u003e Plonker\u003cbr\u003e Pussy\u003cbr\u003e Sod Off\u003cbr\u003e Swine\u003cbr\u003e Tits\u003cbr\u003e Tosser\u003cbr\u003e Twat\u003cbr\u003e Wanker \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 60\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.12 x 11 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 19, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51803314684192,"sku":"9781530635764","price":10.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/aa38a8550856b3c5a0323da096cc2a52.webp?v=1780879507","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/quintessentially-british-hilarious-adult-swearword-colouring-book-uk-swearwords-definitions-and-usage-examples-included-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}