{"product_id":"real-macaw-paperback","title":"Real Macaw - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDonna Andrews\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Real Macaw\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDonna Andrews \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Winner of the Lefty Award for Best Humorous Mystery Novel*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDuring an early-morning feeding for her four-month-old twins, Meg Langslow hears an odd noise and goes downstairs to find her living room filled with cats, dogs, hamsters, gerbils, rabbits, guinea pigs, and a stunningly foul-mouthed macaw. \u003ci\u003eWhat the--bleep--is going on here?\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out that a financially-strapped local animal shelter has repealed its no-kill policy and, in an act of protest led in part by Meg's own zoologist grandfather, the animals have been stolen and resettled around town. But now the volunteer who helped transport the shelter animals has turned up dead. The animal-rights activist's untimely death seems very, very wrong... Was it the result of a lover's quarrel? Or is something--or someone--more sinister at play? And, arguably as important, will Meg ever rid her home of these pesky houseguests and get back to the business of nesting with her newborns? \u003ci\u003eSquawk.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eFeathers are about to get ruffled.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDuring an early-morning feeding for her four-month-old twins, Meg Langslow hears an odd noise and goes downstairs to find her living room filled with cats, dogs, hamsters, gerbils, rabbits, guinea pigs, and a stunningly foul-mouthed macaw. \u003ci\u003eWhat the--bleep--is going on here?\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"As always, Andrews laces this entertaining whodunit with wit, a fine storyline, and characters we've come to know and love.\"--\u003ci\u003eRichmond Times-Dispatch\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out that a financially-strapped local animal shelter has repealed its no-kill policy and, in an act of protest led in part by Meg's own zoologist grandfather, the animals have been stolen and resettled around town. But now the volunteer who helped transport the shelter animals has turned up dead. The animal-rights activist's untimely death seems very, very wrong... Was it the result of a lover's quarrel? Or is something--or someone--more sinister at play? And, arguably as important, will Meg ever rid her home of these pesky houseguests and get back to the business of nesting with her newborns? \u003ci\u003eSquawk.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"A hilarious series.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e--\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDONNA ANDREWS is a winner of the Agatha, Anthony, and Barry Awards, a Romantic Times Award for best first novel, and two Lefty and two Toby Bromberg awards for funniest mystery. She spends her free time gardening at her home in Reston, Virginia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 332\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.74 x 7 x 4.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 22, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51760997957920,"sku":"9781250314529","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/d74916d134793a0e4f81f18222ab63ca.webp?v=1780196649","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/real-macaw-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}