{"product_id":"sorry-i-ruined-your-orgy-paperback","title":"Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBradley Sands\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBizarro humorist Bradley Sands returns with one of the strangest, most hilarious collections of the year. In Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, the pope gets sued, a headless man falls in love with a bowl of rice, and architects dismantle the earth. A war breaks out over greeting cards. A suicidal amputee tries to kill himself. William S. Burroughs becomes an amateur archaeologist and Tao Lin drinks an ape-flavored smoothie. Between a breakfast of clocks, a lunch date with Adolf Hitler, and breakdancing in outer space, anything is possible in the work of Bradley Sands. Just never wear a bear costume to an orgy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.31 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 04, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51796680900896,"sku":"9781936383153","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/f1501ef6c332d6654ba0c0f00fb2d090.webp?v=1780765004","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/sorry-i-ruined-your-orgy-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}