{"product_id":"swine-not-a-novel-pig-tale-paperback","title":"Swine Not?: A Novel Pig Tale - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHelen Bransford\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eJimmy Buffett\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eImagine what a pig might say if one were to ask why it lives in one of Manhattan's swankiest hotels: \"Swine not?\" Plunge into this irresistible tall tale filled with zany characters and wry humor cooked up by the boundlessly imaginative icon of tropical rock, Jimmy Buffett.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has \"No Pets\" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff -- -especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast -- -becomes imperative.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJimmy Buffett\u003c\/b\u003e is the author of #1 bestseller \u003ci\u003eA Salty Piece of Land\u003c\/i\u003e as well as \u003ci\u003eA Pirate Looks at Fifty\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eTales From Margaritalville\u003c\/i\u003e, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller \u003ci\u003eWhere Is Joe Merchant?\u003c\/i\u003e Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.71 x 8.26 x 5.56 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 12, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51759011791136,"sku":"9780316114059","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/fe32defee5f255c93964ac5a4938ebe7.webp?v=1780140962","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/swine-not-a-novel-pig-tale-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}