{"product_id":"texts-from-jane-eyre-hardcover","title":"Texts from Jane Eyre - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMallory Ortberg\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHilariously imagined text conversations--the passive aggressive, the clever, and the strange--from classic and modern literary figures, from Scarlett O'Hara to Jessica Wakefield\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMallory Ortberg, the co-creator of the cult-favorite website \u003ci\u003eThe Toast\u003c\/i\u003e, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she'd text you to pick her up after she totaled her car. Based on the popular web-feature, \u003ci\u003eTexts from Jane Eyre\u003c\/i\u003e is a witty, irreverent mashup that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMallory Ortberg\u003c\/b\u003e is the co-creator of \u003ci\u003eThe Toast\u003c\/i\u003e, a general-interest website geared toward women. She has written for \u003ci\u003eGawker\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eNew York Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Hairpin\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eThe Atlantic\u003c\/i\u003e. She lives in the Bay Area.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 240\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.81 x 8.25 x 5.13 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 04, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51760297312544,"sku":"9781627791830","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/0b5f84b7241e7cd162e274f6fe6cd6e3.webp?v=1780176810","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/texts-from-jane-eyre-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}