{"product_id":"the-boy-who-failed-dodgeball-hardcover","title":"The Boy Who Failed Dodgeball - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJordan Sonnenblick\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMarta Kissi\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSixth grade is the worst... and also the best, as Jordan rides the ups and downs of middle-school life in hilarious fashion.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny, outrageous things didn't stop for Jordan Sonnenblick after he left fourth grade. No, in many ways the events detailed to hilarious effect in \u003ci\u003eThe Boy Who Failed Show and Tell\u003c\/i\u003e were but a prelude to sixth grade, a time when Jordan would have to deal with...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- A rival named Jiminy (his real name is Jimmy -- but, hey, he looks like a cricket)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- A stickler English teacher who doesn't care that all the old, worn copies of \u003ci\u003eGreat Expectations\u003c\/i\u003e smell like puke\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- An Evel Knievel obsession\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- A first crush on a girl from band\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- An assistant principal who brands Jordan a repeat offender... on his first day (If you want to know why, you have to read the book. A tooth is involved.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- A continued reckoning with both anxiety and asthma\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- And more!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJordan Sonnenblick is the author of the acclaimed \u003ci\u003eDrums, Girls \u0026amp; Dangerous Pie\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eAfter Ever After\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eNotes from the Midnight Driver\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eZen and the Art of Faking It\u003c\/i\u003e, Falling Over Sideways, and The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade. He lives in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, with his wife and two children.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 8.3 x 5.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 28, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Boy Who Failed Dodgeball\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle Grades, 4-8\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.4\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9\u003c\/div\u003e\n                ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51767637082400,"sku":"9781338749601","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/b42fcd7dfe784c346a7c8a225d5bb7a8.webp?v=1780314036","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-boy-who-failed-dodgeball-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}