{"product_id":"the-dirtiest-most-politically-incorrect-jokes-ever-paperback","title":"The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAllan Pease\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE? THEN DON'T F*%#\u0026amp;IN' BUY THIS BOOK!\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eWhat did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe choked.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eShine a light in her ear.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the definition of \"making love\"?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt's what a woman does while a man's screwing her.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eHow does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eSex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eOne less drunk at the funeral.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is a fat woman like a scooter?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eA woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Did you hoard all this money yourself?\" asked the teller.\u003cbr\u003e\"No,\" she replied. \"My sister whored half of it.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAllan Pease\u003c\/strong\u003e has been known internationally as 'Mr. Body Language' since his \u003cem\u003eDefinitive Book Of Body Language\u003c\/em\u003e became a multi-million seller and the communication bible for organizations worldwide. He was authored eight #1 best sellers in Australia and over 20 million copies of his books have sold worldwide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 278\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 7.8 x 4.9 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 01, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51763212124448,"sku":"9781569757123","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/f2d3e79d15e7a6e08bf7672fc113e850.webp?v=1780229906","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-dirtiest-most-politically-incorrect-jokes-ever-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}